Tuesday, November 29, 2005

My "online" blog!

Hello, my name is Josie and this is going to be rad. I am a Stand-up comedian but i can't promise you'll think i'm any good. You'll probably think i should have better punchlines or something. I also make the most excellent magazine "Drawing Moustaches in magazines monthly magazine (bi-monthly)" It comes out about once every four months and lots of brilliant people contribute to it. i draw comics ineptly and i like it when pubs have signs saying "world famous" pub quiz when they are a dreary pub in the middle of nowhere and there is simply no chance that is the case. I like kurt vonnegut and raymond carver and I gave up junk food yesterday. i am in a horrific state of withdrawal. i like knitting and applique (the fine art of sewing a thing onto another thing).
See? we totally know each other now. I am 23 years old and i have a fringe. I am five foot five and three quarters and i am of medium to tubby build.

Hopefully you'll be able to find my comedy dates on here and then you can come and see me for your viewing pleasure/disappointment.

Also I run a club called the Sunday Nightr Adventure club that i will tell you about.

Also also i will tell how to get hold of magazines and comic books and fun things.

also also also, nobody knows about this yet! tits! fannies! hee hee hee. Nobody knows this exists yet!

Yours in humble sincerity,
Josie Long x